The game opens with a cutscene of a girl in a shower, teasing her private parts through camera cuts and steam. This is one of those games that hopes to sell itself to gamers based solely on the premise. Beyond the repetitious combat, Onechanbara feels entirely half-assed or, full-assed, in the case of the opening cinematic. How could a game about beautiful women slashing up the undead go so very, very wrong? Muddy controls, an annoying camera, ugly graphics, repetitive level design, little variation from one stage to the next, and an awful story are just the beginnings of the problems found here. Nobody likes to suffer alone. Might be worth it if you really, really like zombies and the wholesale slaughter of said zombies , but don't give it more than a rental. Instead, it's just repetitive drivel with a bit of cheesecake.
Lindsay. Age: 30. I am new to this but very eager to satisfy you
Angelik. Age: 24. I pride my self as being classy, open minded, compassionate and sophisticated with a sultry twist to match
Aya, Saki and later Annna, an unlockable character and sometime Resident Evil stand-in, are rendered in loving detail right down to Aya's trampstamp tattoo. Just save your money and play something that is actually worth your time. This usually involves fighting through crowds of lurching zombies or more commonly rushing past them until a fence appears and forces you to mash mash mash until you beat all the enemies or a key appears. Fortunately, cleaning the sword is as simple as a single button press.
Maybe it was the opening cinema where our buxom hero Aya showers, lavishing the player with her glistening lower back tattoo while dripping with steamy water, or perhaps it was the fact I was playing a game subtitled Bikini Samurai Squad. I had my eye on this game since it was announced to have an Xbox release. December 14, NA: Aggregate score Aggregator Score Metacritic. You can say many things about Onechanbara: If you can get it for an ultra low price, or a cheap rental, then give it a go, just don't expect too much from it. The perfect game to play if you're completely wasted. Fortunately, cleaning the sword is as simple as a single button press.
Didiana. Age: 28. Hello, dear!
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad Review - GameSpot
With Aya and Saki, you'll have to monitor the amount of blood on the swords and the girls. Archived from the original on November 9, This pre-rendered cutscene is wrought with screen tearing and things only go downhill from here. Like most everything about this title, though, it can't even get that right. Page 1 Next Page Page 2. It's your standard B-movie drivel, with evil organizations and a mysterious hereditary power possessed by the game's heroine sisters Aya and Saki, and then - Bam! However, this newfound peace isn't set to last, as once again Tokyo is infested with zombies, and the cursed bloodline of the two sisters is set to clash once again with their own fates.
What can I do to prevent this in the future?